WiiNii!

Harloz, welcome!

Good day to you my friend, meet my recently discovered companion, WiiNii!. Remember to pronounce his name properly, otherwise he'll get mad. After me: wee-nee!, and not wee-nee, okay?

IM WIINII!, HEEHEEHEE!!!

Oh, there you are. Say hi, WiiNii!.

HI WIINII!!! HEEHEE!!

No, no, say hi to our friend here.

HI TO OUR FRIEND HERE! HEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!

NO! BAD WIINII!! Argh. Nevermind him, I've yet to teach him proper mannerisms. Anyway, where were we? Ah yes, WiiNii!. I found him in the folded carcasses of pressed trees bleached white this afternoon, and I brought him home. He's a nice friend to have around; at least he doesn't eat much, and is always there to speak with you.

HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!

...and laugh with me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SUXXORZ!! HAHHAHA!!!

...at me.

Oh well, but, all in all, he has been a good companion... sort of. When the wintry hail descends, and envelops all but the blazing flames of the Sun, he's the one who can really warm your heart again...

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!! SUCKER! YOU CAN KISS MAH ARSE!

...perchance.

Oh, it's bathtime. Hey WiiNii!, time to have a shower!

WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! EEEEK!!

*SPLASH* Ahh, there you go. WiiNii!? WiiNii!!! WAKE UP! YOU CAN"T LEAVE ME HERE?! NOOO!!!!! NOOOOoooooo...................

The writer of this post has entered depression and requires treatment to recover. Visit him next time if your lunacy has not yet achieved it's zenith.