Dice For Breakfast

Dice.
The order in chaos.
The epitome of randomness.
The manifest of probability.
My breakfast.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

The Nights Of Day

... and the days of night.

My life cycle has turned opposite the days of late, as I sleep in the afternoons to this date. The reason behind this I've no idea mate, all I know is it had left me in a sleepy state. Oh my goodness this actually rhymes, but the mimes already have another of mine... darn it doesn't rhyme 'nemore, I shall lodge the case against Nemo.

Bonjour, and welcome to the Tertio post on my blog! The day today is Sunday, just like everyday! The Sun shines everyday anyway! That's why "Sunday" and "everyday" both end with "day"! I hope you've had a good day, but six hours isn't much of a day, so we can't really tell if you've had a bad day, since it isn't even half a day. Aye.

Today was Sunday, so yesterday was Sunday too! Yay! Somehow Saturn Day fell on the same day as Sunday. Food for thought, huh. I guess I'll eat my dice to fuel my mind. Anyhow, on Saturn Day, I went to Victoria School's Open House!... or was it Open School? Whatever. Anything. Me beez thirsthy.

*Let me out of here! I've done nothing!*

Oh darn, that's Nemo Screaming. Bad fish. Cake. Take these pair of dice, Nemo. Toss 'em around the place till you get a pair.

*What for? I just want to get out of here!*

Get a pair of the same number... then you'll get out of jail immediately! I can also sell you my "Get Out Of Jail Free" membership card for a hundred bucks! Isn't that amazing?

*...Shit. LET ME OUT OF THIS MADNESS! SOMEONE! THAT GUY IS INSANE!*

How noisy and uncivilised! Come, my guest, let us go somewhere more quiet and serene, without the noise pollution from Nemo. Ah, now that's better. My, that Nemo, how audacious, calling me INSANE? How vulgar. I am simply psychologically unstable, and he calls me INSANE? What an extreme understatement! At least, now, he shan't disturb our discussion. I believe we were discussing dinner... Hmm, what shall I have for dinner tonight? Ahh yes! Diced fish stuffed with dice, with a sprinkling of diced dice on top! Superb!

Nevertheless, the two hours of mahjong had left me weary. I shall retire for the afternoon. Adious and good morning, don't let the mosquitoes sting, hmm even that can rhyme, it almost feels like crime.

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