A Week Has Passed...

Phew, finally managed to find out my evil twin's hideout. Hey, to you readers, remember to read the actual blog, and not this twisted... thing! Check out http://myazuresanctum.blogspot.com, before you are corrupted and... oh crap!

A chainsaw burrs in the distance. You hear splattering all around the place.

Muahahahaha!!! Who dares to invade my sanctuary? None shall ever touch me! Those who oppose my rule shall end up like this cake! Muahahahaa...... oh wait... Damn! I missed him and hit the cake! Nooooooo! My beautiful, pretty, cutesy cake!

Oh? Oh! I have a visitor! Eh-hem, my apologies, I was, erm, just practising for my drama performance on the 5th of January! Ah, yes, how could I ever forget! Here, have a slice... I mean, splattered chunk of cake! Made with fresh mangoes ripely picked in the Amazon forest, bananas freshly chosen from the Arizona jungles, and kiwi fruits just picked from my backyard garden! Forgive the... mess. I was practising my chainsaw juggling. Oh, yes, that's for my performance too!

Perchance, you would like to hear of my recent exploits? You don't? I don't care! Just the day before, which incidently happened to be Fright's day, I had a bad fright! I found out, a week has passed! And such was the shock, I fainted and only awoke today, and thus, I can only speak of this matter with you on this day. That's why I feel all week... I mean all weak today.

Burn the evil twin! Burn him! Burn... OUCH! *Piang!* Screw you and your dice! Argh!

Get out before I throw my whole set of Ming Dynasty chinaware at you! GO! ... and get $200 for passing GO.

Huh? What the HECK? You're bloody ins...OUCH! OKAY, Okay, I can get the OUCH! The message! ARGH! Enough! It hurts! ARRGGHH, My foot!

Hah, incompetent fool! The likes of you are incapable of defeating me. Reminds me of a proverb, Eat The Cake Before The Cake Eats Your Dice. That's why, my dear visitor, do finish up your chunk of cake quickly. And yes, what were we talking about before? ...Hmm, a sense of deja vu overcomes me...

AH yes! We were talking about my breakfast, dice! The epitome of randomness, the silohuette of chaos, shadow of instability, mimic of probability, the masterpiece of the cube, among many, many others! Muahahahahahaha! None shall ever defeat the dice in terms of its magnificent crunchiness, of its taste, texture, touch... Nothing! AT! ALL!!! ALLlll.... *cough* Argh...

The writer was sent to Woodbridge Hospital soon after. Please read on if you can gather the courage to do so.