Primo Post Of The Day!

Harlo there, visitor, welcome to my humble abode.

I am TannHaals, and this is the first post on my blog, EVER!!!
Why did I create my blog today, of all days, you might ask. Well, because it is a Wednesday!

*What's so special about Wednesdays?*

...Good question. Well, maybe because... because... it's Wednes' Day!!!

*Wednes' Day? What the hell is that?*

Umm... err... AMAGAWD WADDAHELLA IZ THTAT!

*What? Where?*

Oh err... nothing, seeing things, medication for my psychological problem, see, yes. Anyway, what were we talking about?

*We were talking about why you chose today out of...*

Oh YES! We were talking about my breakfast! DICE! Dice, just absolutely fabulous. The epitome of RANDOMNESS!

*...I'm getting out of here. See you*

Indeed, what can compare to dice in terms of perfection, the parallel of randomness, of order in chaos, of taste, texture, shape, size, smell, and last and of course least, its visual attractiveness? Nothing can compare to it at all! NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaa

The writer of the post was sent to Woodbridge Hospital promptly after. Please read the next post if you believe yourself still sane enough.