The Nights Of Day

... and the days of night.

My life cycle has turned opposite the days of late, as I sleep in the afternoons to this date. The reason behind this I've no idea mate, all I know is it had left me in a sleepy state. Oh my goodness this actually rhymes, but the mimes already have another of mine... darn it doesn't rhyme 'nemore, I shall lodge the case against Nemo.

Bonjour, and welcome to the Tertio post on my blog! The day today is Sunday, just like everyday! The Sun shines everyday anyway! That's why "Sunday" and "everyday" both end with "day"! I hope you've had a good day, but six hours isn't much of a day, so we can't really tell if you've had a bad day, since it isn't even half a day. Aye.

Today was Sunday, so yesterday was Sunday too! Yay! Somehow Saturn Day fell on the same day as Sunday. Food for thought, huh. I guess I'll eat my dice to fuel my mind. Anyhow, on Saturn Day, I went to Victoria School's Open House!... or was it Open School? Whatever. Anything. Me beez thirsthy.

*Let me out of here! I've done nothing!*

Oh darn, that's Nemo Screaming. Bad fish. Cake. Take these pair of dice, Nemo. Toss 'em around the place till you get a pair.

*What for? I just want to get out of here!*

Get a pair of the same number... then you'll get out of jail immediately! I can also sell you my "Get Out Of Jail Free" membership card for a hundred bucks! Isn't that amazing?

*...Shit. LET ME OUT OF THIS MADNESS! SOMEONE! THAT GUY IS INSANE!*

How noisy and uncivilised! Come, my guest, let us go somewhere more quiet and serene, without the noise pollution from Nemo. Ah, now that's better. My, that Nemo, how audacious, calling me INSANE? How vulgar. I am simply psychologically unstable, and he calls me INSANE? What an extreme understatement! At least, now, he shan't disturb our discussion. I believe we were discussing dinner... Hmm, what shall I have for dinner tonight? Ahh yes! Diced fish stuffed with dice, with a sprinkling of diced dice on top! Superb!

Nevertheless, the two hours of mahjong had left me weary. I shall retire for the afternoon. Adious and good morning, don't let the mosquitoes sting, hmm even that can rhyme, it almost feels like crime.

Segundo Post Of The... Oh Darn It Ain't Wednes' Day Ne More!

Damn! It's no longer Wednes' Day! Now I can't make my second post on the first day of the launch of my blog! NOOOOOOO!

Eh-hem. Apologies. I forgot my medicine. Oh well, it's Thor's Day today, but whatever, I'm just going to write about Wednes' Day. Heheheh.

Anyway, yesterday, I went to ECP (East Coast Park), and guess what I was doing there. No, not swimming, not at all, not even beach volleyball, better than that. Guess what? I went there with my class to do CIP (Community Involuntary Program)! Amazing isn't it? Indeed! I could never find a better day ever to rant about!

Oh well, at least our CT (Civilised Teacher) wasn't there to monitor us; he was happily in the US (United States)! Thusly, we decided to cheat a bit, yep, you got it right, just a teeny-weeny little bit. We did an hour and a half less of the amount of time we were supposed to do. Nah, it's just a small fraction of two hours, serious. We have photos to prove we did work, too!

Then, after we have finished our Involuntary Work, we stoned around for a good half hour or so, just so that it could rain! Yay! Rain, rain, come right now, I feel dry and itchy all over mee!... Eh-hem, apologies, I lost myself back there, 3 dots back... oh wait it's actually 5 dots... No wait it is FIFTEEN DOTS! YESSS, THE FINAL JUDGEMENT HAs.......

Back to where we were (which was, incidently, on the website http://diceforbreakfast.blogspot.com/), after the rain had fallen, and I have been the rain man, drenched in rain, soaked in water, drowned in sweat, oh, the muscles ache, sinews weary, bones creaking... ...*gulp* Ahh that's better. Good medication does wonders! Anyway, after that, we went to Parkway Parade's pool spot on the tenth level... darn why couldn't it be on the ninth, then I could've been on Cloud Nine! Well, I was in full school uniform, unfortunately, and I had to stay outside of the pool hall. Poor me. An hour later, my class emerged from the gloomy recesses of the pool hall, appearing somewhat tired and hungry, and so we proceeded to have our meal.

We split up, one headed to the Taipan restaurant, and the other, of which I had joined the ranks of, headed for the food centre. There we had our meal, and we parted ways since, backs to each, but knowing, deep inside, the day whence we shalt meet again will come, soon.

Bus 55 rocks!

Right-o, that ends the post for Wednes' Day. Adieu and good night, don't let the bed bugs bite, oh my goodness that rhymes, I shall have this given to the mimes.

Primo Post Of The Day!

Harlo there, visitor, welcome to my humble abode.

I am TannHaals, and this is the first post on my blog, EVER!!!
Why did I create my blog today, of all days, you might ask. Well, because it is a Wednesday!

*What's so special about Wednesdays?*

...Good question. Well, maybe because... because... it's Wednes' Day!!!

*Wednes' Day? What the hell is that?*

Umm... err... AMAGAWD WADDAHELLA IZ THTAT!

*What? Where?*

Oh err... nothing, seeing things, medication for my psychological problem, see, yes. Anyway, what were we talking about?

*We were talking about why you chose today out of...*

Oh YES! We were talking about my breakfast! DICE! Dice, just absolutely fabulous. The epitome of RANDOMNESS!

*...I'm getting out of here. See you*

Indeed, what can compare to dice in terms of perfection, the parallel of randomness, of order in chaos, of taste, texture, shape, size, smell, and last and of course least, its visual attractiveness? Nothing can compare to it at all! NOTHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaaaaa

The writer of the post was sent to Woodbridge Hospital promptly after. Please read the next post if you believe yourself still sane enough.